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Sorry Mom Pack

These are bestselling for a reason.


 Rose gold + silver foil penis and diamond print 18" veil

 18" foam finger for all hand sizes

 84 temporary tattoos in full color + iridescent foil

Okay, let’s be honest - When else are you going to get the chance to wear penis-covered accessories?! This look is sure to turn heads, but that’s what you wanted.. Right? ;) Cue the “sorry” text to Mom.

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