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Same Straw Forever - 30 penis straws + confetti
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Same Straw Forever

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PG-13 P*nis Straw

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Is it even a bachelorette party without bright pink and purple penis straws? The answer is obviously NO. At xo, Fetti we’re dedicated to making your bachelorette party one that you and your besties will never be able to forget. There’s no better way to make your memories last forever than with a camera roll filled with pics of you and your squad sipping out of our hilarious dick straws. Luckily, our Same Straw Forever pack comes with 15 pink straws and 15 purple straws so when you inevitably drop one on the dance floor you’ve got another ready on deck. Just make sure to load up your fanny pack with a bunch of them before you hit the town. If you are looking to deck out your whole party make sure you check out our full selection of bachelorette veils and xo, Fetti sashes. Let everyone know exactly where the party is at!

Need a silly prop for the bride who’s a little more reserved but is still down for some good laughs? We made a slightly more appropriate bachelorette straws that are ideal for the soon-to-be Mrs. who needs something a bit more toned down. Our PG-13 P*nis bachelorette straw will undoubtedly get the lucky gal giggling without making her *too* embarrassed. Every single one of our dick straws looks picture perfect in your favorite tropical cocktail, wine cooler, or even a cure-all vanilla iced latte. We truly believe that beverages just taste better out xo, Fetti straws. Plus, there aren’t very many celebrations that call for pink and purple penis straws, so we highly suggest you live it up. Life’s way too short not to enjoy your mimosa out of a dick-shaped straw, don’t you think? YOLO!

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Penis Straws

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Same Straw Forever - 30 penis straws + confetti
30

Same Straw Forever

30 penis straws + confetti| $13 Shop Now $13
PG-13 P*nis Straw  - 24 penis straws
24

PG-13 P*nis Straw

24 penis straws| $14 Shop Now $14

The 411

Is it even a bachelorette party without bright pink and purple penis straws? The answer is obviously NO. At xo, Fetti we’re dedicated to making your bachelorette party one that you and your besties will never be able to forget. There’s no better way to make your memories last forever than with a camera roll filled with pics of you and your squad sipping out of our hilarious dick straws. Luckily, our Same Straw Forever pack comes with 15 pink straws and 15 purple straws so when you inevitably drop one on the dance floor you’ve got another ready on deck. Just make sure to load up your fanny pack with a bunch of them before you hit the town. If you are looking to deck out your whole party make sure you check out our full selection of bachelorette veils and xo, Fetti sashes. Let everyone know exactly where the party is at!

Need a silly prop for the bride who’s a little more reserved but is still down for some good laughs? We made a slightly more appropriate bachelorette straws that are ideal for the soon-to-be Mrs. who needs something a bit more toned down. Our PG-13 P*nis bachelorette straw will undoubtedly get the lucky gal giggling without making her *too* embarrassed. Every single one of our dick straws looks picture perfect in your favorite tropical cocktail, wine cooler, or even a cure-all vanilla iced latte. We truly believe that beverages just taste better out xo, Fetti straws. Plus, there aren’t very many celebrations that call for pink and purple penis straws, so we highly suggest you live it up. Life’s way too short not to enjoy your mimosa out of a dick-shaped straw, don’t you think? YOLO!

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