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Sorry Mom Banner

Look, but don't touch.


Stripper + penis banner, 5 feet

Iridescent + hot pink foil finish - think shiny + luxe

Pre-strung and ready to party

Okay, let’s be honest - When else are you going to get the chance to see a stripper show?! This banner is sure to turn heads, but that’s what you wanted.. Right? ;) Cue the “sorry” text to Mom.

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