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Sorry Mom Veil

Our bestseller for a reason.

$11

Okay, let’s be honest - When else are you going to get the chance to wear a penis-covered veil?! This look is sure to turn heads, but that’s what you wanted.. Right? ;) Cue the “sorry” text to Mom.


 Rose gold + silver foil penis and diamond print

 Veil measures 18” from top to bottom

 Wrinkles? Our veils are 100% iron-friendly.

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